Unless you are an ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, a creditor, one of the cheerleaders
who snubbed me in high school, one of the jocks who beat me up in high
school, one of the nuns who beat me up in grade school or someone else
who has wrecked my life in ways I have managed to overlook, please feel
free to contact me at (505)454-3207 or email@example.com.